It's A Court Order

a few weeks prior i earned myself yet another ticket... failure to come to a complete stop. happy to say i have never had more than one ticket for per type of infraction; no seatbelt, failure to yield, moving violation, speeding, and now a rolling stop. i am one of those people who don't learn until they get nailed for it.
anyway, this one earned me four night classes at a random community college, for defensive driving...classes where, among other things, we discuss our bad habits, alcohol absorption, cell phones in relation to deadly accidents (complete with videos) and stress. i failed the last one because for the life of me, i can't come up with 10 separate stressors.i wasn't even the youngest person there, i was the 4th oldest. people still in high school had 15+ stressors listed, from sports to driving to school to mom and dad... my list? money, biology, philosophy, and occasionally work.
"but aren't you single?" from the orange 16 year old.
"well, yes, but i'm not stressed about finding a guy..." a response that baffled every girl sitting there.... guys, there are GUYS everywhere. anyone that thinks this isn't a small world, hasn't been out in enough of it.
but judging from the looks i have been getting in class, my world will retain more guy friends than girl friends.
darn my luck.